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Post by Crysta on Nov 11, 2010 4:32:08 GMT -5
Peter: *Brian has just be bailed out of jail* Hey Brian, been doing hard time, or hardly working? *pauses* Penis *pauses again* Well, all the pieces are there, somebody make something out of that - Family Guy
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Post by Charlotte LaBouff on Nov 16, 2010 4:55:52 GMT -5
Dr. Evil: That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil get angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, and when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset people DIE! - Austin Powers
Homer: *reading sign* "Do not touch - Willy"....good advice - The Simpsons
Niko Belic: *hailing a taxi, whilst drunk* Yellow car! - Grant Theft Auto 4
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Post by Reuben on Nov 16, 2010 8:19:04 GMT -5
XD I love this thread
We're a goofy goober! ROCK! Spongebob movie
I like to move it move it, I like to move it move it, She like to move it move it, He like to....MOVE IT! Madagascar
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Post by Reuben on Nov 16, 2010 8:19:50 GMT -5
I'm goin to beat you down like a red headed step child My guitar teacher
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Post by Reuben on Nov 16, 2010 8:21:20 GMT -5
Your just jealous because robot chicken beat you to it! Family Guy
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Post by Reuben on Nov 16, 2010 23:24:41 GMT -5
I'm crying from laughing at that!
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Post by Clopin on Nov 16, 2010 23:27:48 GMT -5
"You ain't gonna catch me! See y'all next year!" Greased-up Deaf Guy from Family Guy
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Post by Reuben on Nov 16, 2010 23:33:41 GMT -5
I'll kill you! Mickey the admin
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Post by Reuben on Nov 16, 2010 23:34:23 GMT -5
Look Christian! you're a pimp now! Mickey/Puck the admin
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Post by Clopin on Nov 16, 2010 23:38:02 GMT -5
Whut? XD
"If you don't cover your test answers, I'll burn your hand with hot water." -My AP US teacher.
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Post by Reuben on Nov 16, 2010 23:45:01 GMT -5
I guess I cant stay mad at you forever... just for eternity Me 5 seconds ago
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Post by Alice on Nov 17, 2010 1:37:20 GMT -5
"Chapter 4 is just common sense. I am not going to go over it."
-Econ Teacher
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Post by Katara on Nov 17, 2010 15:54:55 GMT -5
Richard: It's got a very clever gearbox, it's called the... Jeremy: Is it German? Richard: It's a German name, it's really complicated.. Jeremy: Oh God.. Richard: So can I just spell this out, it's a D, O, P, P, E, L.. K.. U.. P, P.. L... U... N, G... S.. G.. E, T, R.. I, E, B.. E. [Talking about a long German word for a gearbox] Jeremy: Do you know what that means? You speak German. James: I do. Jeremy: What's the only German you can say? James: Aber ja, natürlich Hans nass ist, er steht unter einem Wasserfall. Jeremy: What's that mean? James: "Naturally Hans is wet, he's standing under a waterfall." [Top Gear]
My Friend, Livvy: James (her boyfriend) called me a cat last night! I'm not a cat! I'm a human being! Me: (not listening) Your a human bean?! Livvy: Yes, I'm a human being! Me: Livvy is a human bean...which is like a baked bean...ONLY BETTER!
[Me and Livvy are on the bus, suddenly the bus jolts causing me to fall onto my butt on the stairs] Livvy: Oh my God! Naomi are you ok? Me: I FELL ON MY ASS! WHAT DO YOU THINK?! [People on bus start staring]
[At whatever hour in the morning. Kathryn and Livvy are messing around and think I'm asleep] Kathryn: Simba! Livvy: Simba! Me: Simba Livvy and Kathryn: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
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Post by Frosty on Nov 17, 2010 17:58:31 GMT -5
Professor Layton and the Malignant Growth: "I want to hear a story about baseball!"
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Post by Puck on Nov 17, 2010 18:54:50 GMT -5
*the sound of me coming down the stairs fills the room* My mom: "Eek!!! It's a freak!!!" *I appear at the bottom of the stairs.* My 2-yr-old sister: "Oh, it's not a freak, it's just Ashley."
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